Monday, 21 November 2011

Stupid husband

A man went to the doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24hrs to live,he went back home to tell his wife and after they had a long cry over it,he asked her if she would have sex with him because he only had 24hrs to live.
'of course darling',she replied and so they had sex.4hrs later,they were already lying in bed and he turned to her again and said "you know i only have 20hrs to live,do you think we could do it again?". Again,she responded very sympathetically and agreed to have sex.
Another 8hrs passed and she had fallen asleep from exhaustion,he tapped her on the shoulder and asked her again, "you know dear,i only have 12 more hrs left,how about again for the old times sake?.By this time,she was getting a little annoyed but reluctantly agreed.
After they finished,she went back to sleep and 4hrs later,he tapped her on the shoulder again and said "dear,you know i hate bothering you,but i have only 8hrs left before i die,can we do it one more time?
Well,she turned to him and said "you are not going to wake up tomorrow morning,but i am,so let me rest.

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